Purple Barrette.

Alphabetized.

2006-03-24T21:45:56Z

A - Available?: Not really.
A - Age: 21
A- Annoyance: you.
B - Best Friends?: Tomi, Sveta, Colie
B - Bar: s are good to drink in.
B - Birthday?: September 30th. I'll be twenty-two this year.
C - Crush: Mmm. Orange Crush.
C - Car: gold 2001 Echo ;)
C - Cat: nope.
D - Dead Pets Name: calico, hilda, tara, grimalkin, skippy, butterscotch
D- Dad's Name: Alan
D - Dog: my Beau lives with Dad
E - Easiest person to talk to: my mirror
E – Eggs: mmm, poached.
E - Email: I check it obsessively. Even though no one writes.
F - Favorite color?: I am a graphic designer. you don't ask me that.
F - Food: giant pretzels with mustard. *dies*
F - Foreign Slang: Bloody Prat.
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Wormies... Mmmm.
G - God: meh.
G - Good Times: are sleeping and with friends
H- Hair Color: brunette
H - Height: 5 foot 9 inches
H - Happy: yes; I mostly am
I - Ice Cream: isn't really my favorite. but I like ice cream cake. and... 6$ ice cream.
I - Instrument: I am musically challenged.
I - Idol: Everyone I meet.
J - Jewelery: watch, necklace... earrings if I'm feeling special.
J - Job: summer time... hopefully... anyone want me?
J – Jokes: Sarcastic wit is my cup of tea.
K - Kids: my brilliant Brody
K - Karate: h-ya!
K - Kung Fu: *flips*
L - Love: sunshine in the window, knowing the answer, romaticism, almost kissing.
L- Longest Car Ride: Bus to NYC- 9 hours
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: lip gloss.
M - Milk Flavor: *hurls*
M - Mothers Name: Pati
M - Movie Last Watched: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory; against my own free-will.
N - Number of Siblings: 2
N - Northern or Southern: the true north strong and free!
N - Name: Nicole
O - One Wish: my own house
O - One Phobia?: spiders... and... people touching my bellybutton.
O - Otter Pop: otter.... poop? what?
P - Parents, are they married or divorced: almost divorcee
P - Part of your appearence you like best: my eyes and ass(BAM)
P - Part of your Personality you like best: I like to think I'm open and witty.
Q - Quick or Slow?: sometimes I slowly take it quick.
Q - Queer or Straight?: Straight
Q - Queen or King?: Queen *straightens crown*
R - Reason to smile: it's contagious. I like to spread things.
R - Reality TV Show: Top model...
R - Right or Left: Right
S - Song Last Heard: 'Love Affair' Regina Spektor
S - Season: Spring turning into Summer
S - Series: HARRY POTTER.
T - Time you woke up: 8ish am
T - Time Now: 4:40pm
T - Time for bed: Usually between 10pm - 2am
U - Unknown: My full potential
U - Unicorns: The Last Unicorn; fabulous movie ;)
U - You are?: just me.
V - Vegetable you hate: eggplant
V - Vegetable you love: spinach
V - View on Politics: I like to listen to what others think.
W- Worst Habit: procrastination... leaving things everywhere and anywhere
W- Where are you going to travel next: no plans
W- What's up?: my ceiling.
X - X-Rays: I broke my foot twice and my wrist once; many a sprain and dislocated my knee once. ;) I probably glow.
X - X-Rated: *unzips provocatively*
X- XYZ: ZEE- not ZED
Y - Year you were born: 1984
Y - Year it is now: 2006
Y - Yellow?: is a colour that I'm not too fond of.
Z - Zoo Animal: otters or seals, maybe a beaver here and there
Z - Zodiac: Libra; or a Rat
Z - Zoolander?: never seen it

purplebarrette @ 2005-08-30T10:17:00

2005-08-30T14:15:41Z

You've found the ...

*hard drive boots up*

*spins CD*

mani stone.
Go find the next one!

Jane.

2005-08-30T14:14:37Z

Increased blood flow to my brain... ow.

I miss my coffee.
O_O

*does the tango*

off to get my hair done!

purplebarrette @ 2005-08-23T13:08:00

2005-08-23T17:51:01Z

around the world, around the wo-orld, around the world, around the wo-orld.

purplebarrette @ 2005-08-17T20:39:00

2005-08-18T00:38:58Z

fucken sick as a dog....

hurl
barf
vomit
blow chunks
to be sick
chuck

purplebarrette @ 2005-08-11T11:39:00

2005-08-11T15:40:34Z

the Cutting Edge

(52% dark, 42% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 38% on dark

You scored higher than 49% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 49% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

purplebarrette @ 2005-08-10T14:29:00

2005-08-10T18:30:37Z

*yawn*

Work is long today.

HTML'ing gets pretty dull after about 5 hours.

purplebarrette @ 2005-08-02T10:47:00

2005-08-02T14:45:19Z

ohhh Deviantart; don't disappear.

purplebarrette @ 2005-07-14T14:16:00

2005-07-14T18:17:35Z

Do it. I know you want to.

petit écureuil

2005-07-14T18:16:04Z

Don't think that I'm not strong
I'm the one to take you on
Don't underestimate me boy I'll make you sorry you were born
You don't know me
The way you really should
You sure misunderstood

Don't call me baby
You got some nerve and baby that'll never do
You know I don't belong to you
It's time you knew I'm not your baby
I belong to me so don't call me baby

purplebarrette @ 2005-06-30T11:11:00

2005-06-30T15:12:13Z

Gosh, I love how pixelated my pixel drawing is of my croc.

purplebarrette @ 2005-06-30T10:51:00

2005-06-30T14:53:52Z

Too much to do; not enough motivation to do it.

Packing for another camping weekend... remind me to bring myself.

purplebarrette @ 2005-05-29T22:41:00

2005-05-30T02:44:32Z

I'll be damned.

Hemmorhage.
Hemorage
Hemmorage
Hemorhage.

purplebarrette @ 2005-05-16T22:50:00

2005-05-17T02:50:45Z

I don't need you.

I don't want you.

I am not yours.

Maybe if I keep repeating these things; they will come true.

myheart

2005-05-10T13:08:09Z

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.

You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

purplebarrette @ 2005-05-02T23:01:00

2005-05-03T03:02:10Z

Miss you, girl.

Wish you could be less condescending, more supportive. Bash less of my ideas.

Salmon.

2005-05-02T03:42:38Z

Watching David Blaine's Vertigo right now. And it reminds me of you.
Last time I watched it; was when it was live; and I was so high on something.

And then I talked to you; right after he jumped- and I was so flippping excited and amazed at David Blaine.
I went on and on about how he'd jumped.

And then we talked about how we'd name our child Solomon. Like the snowboarding company. Like Salmon.

Ewwey.

2005-04-27T14:15:55Z

Someone peed on my bed and I just laid in it.

purplebarrette @ 2005-04-22T09:28:00

2005-04-22T13:31:39Z

1. Take the lyrics to a favorite song.
2. Go to Google Language Tools, tranlate the lyrics into German, then from German to French, andfinally from French back into English.
3. Post the results verbatim.
4. Invite friends to guess the song based on the interesting new lyrics.

Comments are screened to avoid a quick give-away to everyone.[not that anyone reads this to comment.]

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purplebarrette @ 2005-04-22T09:25:00

2005-04-22T13:26:04Z

And so it is.

I'm lying on my back in my queensized bed typing on my apple laptop.
Thinking about you.
We just kinda stopped.

Just ended.

copy paste

2005-04-14T03:32:37Z

1.) Copy this list into your LJ.
2.) Bold what is true.
3.) Leave plain what is false.
4.) Add something at the end.

001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own a home.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games.
008. I've done something illegal.
009. I've watched porn movies.
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I like my handwriting.
013. I have acne-free skin.
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
015. I curse frequently.
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
017. I have a hobby.
018. I've been to another country.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
020. I'm really, really smart. (k, yeah, I think I am)
021. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
023. I love rain. - most of the time
024. I'm paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now.
027. I love sushi. (!!! I didn't know it till LAST WEEK!!!)
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have semi-long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin.
036. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
037. I like the way that I look.
038. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
039. I know how to do cornrows.
040. I am usually pessimistic.
041. I have mood swings.
042. I think prostitution should be legalized.
043. I think Britney Spears is pretty.
044. I have cheated on a significant other. (*sigh*)
045. I have a hidden talent.
046. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
047. I've been sexually intimate with fewer than ten people.
048. I am currently single.
049. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
050. I enjoy talking on the phone.
051. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
052. I love to shop. For books or presents. Oh yeah, and clothes.
053. I would rather shop than eat.
054. I would classify myself as ghetto.
055. I'm bourgeoisie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
056. I'm obsessed with my LJ
057. I don't hate anyone.
058. I'm a pretty good dancer.
059. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
060. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
061. I have a cell phone.
062. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
063. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
064. I have never been in a real relationship before.
065. I've rejected someone before.
066. I currently have a crush on someone.
067. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
068. I want to have children in the future.
069. I have changed a diaper before.
070. I've had the cops called on me before. (and thank you to whoever called them on me that night)
071. I bite my nails.
072. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
073. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
074. I have a lot to learn.
075. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.
076. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
077. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
078. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
079. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
080. I have been rejected by someone.
081. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
082. I own the "SOUTH PARK" movie.
083. I have avoided work to play on LJ.
084. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
085. I enjoy country music.
086. I love my best friends.
087. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
088. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
089. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
090. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
091. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
092. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
093. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. And give people free candy!
094. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. zomg!!!!
095. I have dated a close friend's ex.
096. I'm happy as of this moment.
097. I have gone scuba diving.
098. I've had a crush on somebody I have never met.
099. I've kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
100. I play a musical instrument.
101. I strongly dislike math.
102. I'm procrastinating on something right now. DUH?
103. I own and use a library card.
104. I fall in "lust" more than in "love."
105. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
106. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.
107. I'm obsessed with the tv show "The O.C."
108. I am resentful that I have to grow up.
109. I am an entirely different person around different people.
110. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often. Myself included.
111. I think Ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world.
112. I am suffering of a broken heart.
113. I am a nerd.
114. No matter where I am or who I'm with, I always seem to be lonely.
115. I am left handed and proud of it.
116. I try not to change who I am for someone.
117. My heart resides below my feet.
118. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
119. I enjoy smoothies.
120. I have had major surgery.
121. I have adopted a pet from the SPCA.
122. I am listening to Radiohead right now.
123. Some people call me by a nickname.
124. I once stole a music stand.
125. I like FUCKING LOVE pumpkin pie.
126. I love NASCAR!
127. I own over 200 CDs.
128. I work 7 days a week.
129. I have mono.
130. I don't have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
131. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor.
132. I'm still in my PJs.
133. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places. (wrong places?)
134. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong guys, or have them fall for me, so I can't help but reciprocate.
135. I'll try anything three times.
136. I've done drugs other than alcohol or cigarettes.
137. I'm having trouble sleeping.
138. I am a cuddler.
139. I like John Waters films.
140. I have made a pornographic videotape.
141. Sloth is my favorite deadly sin.
142. One of my boobs is bigger than the other though not noticed by others.
143. I know all the words to the "Firefly" theme song.
144. I am abnormally obsessed with all things Buffy/Angel.
145. I love comfort food.
146. I'm a right-winged conservative Christian, and proud of it.
147. I'm Catholic.
148. I can walk a mile without feeling like I'm going to die over.
149. I am a college student.
150. I like to cook.
151. I hate vacuuming with a passion.
152. I'm addicted to photography and picture frames.
153. I have performed in the Rocky Horror Picture show.
154. I generally get along with my parents.
155. I like Shakespeare.
156. I like to sing.
157. I'll take the Pepsi Challenge any day, and STILL pick Coke!
158. I have things that I want to say to people, but I won't/can't because I don't want to hurt/be hurt by them.
159. I'm not "mainstream" when it comes to religion.
160. I've counted down the days until the summer.
161. I've fulfilled someone's dare at a party or gathering.
162. I challenge people to duels, and when I do, I mean it.
163. I was pigeon-toed at one point in my life.
164. I love Digimon and wear goggles to school.
165. I have been to an anime convention.
166. I constantly have my head in the clouds daydreaming.
167. I am addicted to roleplaying.
168. I was in labor for 30 hours with no pain medication.
169. I own more than three items of vinyl clothing.
170. I read hardcore Christian Bible Tracts because I think they're funny.
171. I hate to drive.
172. I'm unemployed but would rather sit on my butt and play video games than look for a job.
173. I come from a southern, highly religious family and have chosen to keep a major part of my life secret from my family for now.
174. I have a serious taste for older men.
175. I had a happy childhood. All things considered, yeah.
176. I have an unhealthy obsession with certain child actors.
177. I am an only child.
178. I have more than five different lotions on my desk right now.
179. I have a more active online social life than IRL.
180. Sometimes, I actually like my job.
181. I love animals, and have had at least one pet.
182. I love writing letters.
183. I haven't had sex with a lot of people, but I've had a really wide range of sexual experiences with those few.
184. I don't bleed, I percolate.
185. I sleep the entire day but am awake all night long.
186. My two children were born in the same month.
187. I like the taste of blood.
188. I do not know how to swim.
189. I know how to shoot a gun!
190. I am currently pregnant with my first baby!
191. I flew to another state when I was underage without asking/telling my parents.
192. I've experienced natural childbirth.
193. I am a HUGE "Sex and the City" fan.
194. I am currently experiencing physical pain
195. I've lost time at work this week because my car was encased in an ice flow.
196. I'm looking for a new job that I actually like.
197. I am OCD about at least one thing.
198. I have a child named after a fictional or mythological character.
199. I have made something homeade for someone else
200. I am lying in bed right now.

Loves it.

2005-04-12T13:54:45Z

Welcome to this.

The Rules: Go to http://images.google.com and type in your answers. Post the first postable image result for each

Real Name:

LJ Name:

Place of Birth:

Current Residence:

Favorite Food:

Favorite Drink:

Favorite Band:

Favorite Smell: